Yesterday, we wrote about MLB’s plans to test new methods to shorten games, and provided our own suggestions. Here are 3 more of our own: 1. Shorten Lyrics To “Take Me Out To The Ball Game.” For example, delete the line… Read More ›
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Governor of Texas Allegedly Messed With Texas
CNN reports that Texas Governor Rick Perry has been “indicted on felony charges of coercion of a public servant and abuse of his official capacity.” Perry allegedly used the threat of vetoing stuff when you apparently aren’t allowed to threaten to… Read More ›
MLB Opening Night: Winning Texas Team Plays Other Texas Team That Lost Last Season, Its League, And Its Player Names!
Major League Baseball kicks off the 2013 season tonight with the Texas Rangers, who have made the playoffs three consecutive years, playing the Houston Astros, who had the worst record in baseball last year, winning just 55 out of 162 games…. Read More ›
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