Yahoo reports that Whole Foods Market has pulled $5.99 jars of “Asparagus Water” from a California store after a photo of the product went viral. Spoiler alert: the jars contained several stalks of asparagus in water.
3 Frequently Asked Questions We Suspect Arise From This Story
- “But did the label contain the correct measurements of asparagus and water? Whole Foods has admitted to improperly labelled products, and if I have to torture myself by drinking unblended asparagus, I want to make sure I’m drinking as little as possible.”
- “I thought Vitamin Water was the last great water-combination idea. Why didn’t someone tell me to invest in this so I could avoid bankruptcy?” – 50 Cent
- “Oh, wait, I did invest in this. Who was the idiot who told me to invest in asparagus water? Now I have to file for bankruptcy!”