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		<title>Comment on Florida Snail Invasion! by Katie Renee</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/20/florida-snail-invasion/comment-page-1/#comment-5935</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katie Renee]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 01:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a Floridian currently terrified of this, thank you for the laugh. I&#039;ll now continue to snail proof my house lest the king snail come and drag me into the night, screaming all the way.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a Floridian currently terrified of this, thank you for the laugh. I&#8217;ll now continue to snail proof my house lest the king snail come and drag me into the night, screaming all the way.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Florida Snail Invasion! by indytony</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/20/florida-snail-invasion/comment-page-1/#comment-5933</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[indytony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I say - &quot;Feed the snails Kudzu until they explode and kills two predators with one digestive stone.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I say &#8211; &#8220;Feed the snails Kudzu until they explode and kills two predators with one digestive stone.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Swedish Newspapers: Always The Place We Can Find The Most Current Breaking News! by If A Lumberjack Disappears In A Forest For 102 Years, And Nobody Is There To See Him&#8230; &#124; NotTheWorstNews</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/13/swedish-newspapers-always-the-place-we-can-find-the-most-current-breaking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-5925</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[If A Lumberjack Disappears In A Forest For 102 Years, And Nobody Is There To See Him&#8230; &#124; NotTheWorstNews]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 23:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[&#8230;] this week, we wrote that Swedish taxation authorities reportedly took 102 years to declare a missing lumberjack to be [&#8230;]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] this week, we wrote that Swedish taxation authorities reportedly took 102 years to declare a missing lumberjack to be [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Gawker Trying To Raise $200,000 To Buy Video Of Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack&#8230; Why Does Your Sandwich-Making How-To Video Only Have 3 Views On YouTube And No Offers To Buy It? by indytony</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/18/gawker-trying-to-raise-200000-to-buy-video-of-toronto-mayor-smoking-crack-why-does-your-sandwich-making-how-to-video-only-have-3-views-on-youtube-and-no-offers-to-buy-it/comment-page-1/#comment-5919</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[indytony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is, allegedly, a fine post.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is, allegedly, a fine post.</p>
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		<title>Comment on IKEA Not Recalling Horse Meat This Time! by Gawker Trying To Raise $200,000 To Buy Video Of Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack&#8230; Why Does Your Sandwich-Making How-To Video Only Have 3 Views On YouTube And No Offers To Buy It? &#124; NotTheWorstNews</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/03/06/ikea-not-recalling-horse-meat-this-time/comment-page-1/#comment-5913</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gawker Trying To Raise $200,000 To Buy Video Of Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack&#8230; Why Does Your Sandwich-Making How-To Video Only Have 3 Views On YouTube And No Offers To Buy It? &#124; NotTheWorstNews]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[&#8230;] ninety-nine cent breakfasts at IKEA? As furniture store food products remain a constant source of worthy news material for this web site, we have our fingers [&#8230;]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] ninety-nine cent breakfasts at IKEA? As furniture store food products remain a constant source of worthy news material for this web site, we have our fingers [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Blast From the Past: Alleged Video Of Toronto Mayor Returns Relevance Of Phrase &#8220;Are You On Crack?!&#8221; by indytony</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/17/blast-from-the-past-alleged-video-of-toronto-mayor-returns-relevance-of-phrase-are-you-on-crack/comment-page-1/#comment-5912</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[indytony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was hoping you&#039;d work Marion Barry in this.  He&#039;s become the poster child for crack pots.  How would you like to be hired as his public relations agent?  Now, there&#039;s a job where you&#039;d have your work cut out for you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was hoping you&#8217;d work Marion Barry in this.  He&#8217;s become the poster child for crack pots.  How would you like to be hired as his public relations agent?  Now, there&#8217;s a job where you&#8217;d have your work cut out for you.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Bee Watch 2012 Continues: Hillary Clinton Avoids Getting Stung At Malawian Airport! by President Gives Press Conference&#8230; In Rain&#8230; Under Umbrella-ella-ella! &#124; NotTheWorstNews</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2012/08/07/bee-watch-2012-continues-hilary-clinton-avoids-getting-stung-at-malawian-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-5907</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[President Gives Press Conference&#8230; In Rain&#8230; Under Umbrella-ella-ella! &#124; NotTheWorstNews]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[&#8230;] Girl from the Blind Melon Video. She&#8217;s good at dancing around to promises of no rain, and as we wrote last year, we hear she&#8217;s looking for [&#8230;]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] Girl from the Blind Melon Video. She&#8217;s good at dancing around to promises of no rain, and as we wrote last year, we hear she&#8217;s looking for [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Expert: People Who Take Pictures Of Things Like Things by Not The Worst News</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/15/expert-people-who-take-pictures-of-things-like-things/comment-page-1/#comment-5899</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not The Worst News]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the news tip! Makes things easier than staring at the remote control for an hour trying to figure out whether to find news from Rachel Madow, Piers Morgan or Sean Hannity, and then missing all three shows.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the news tip! Makes things easier than staring at the remote control for an hour trying to figure out whether to find news from Rachel Madow, Piers Morgan or Sean Hannity, and then missing all three shows.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Expert: People Who Take Pictures Of Things Like Things by indytony</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/15/expert-people-who-take-pictures-of-things-like-things/comment-page-1/#comment-5898</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[indytony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glad to see you got some good mileage out of this.  I thought it fit your blog perfectly.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad to see you got some good mileage out of this.  I thought it fit your blog perfectly.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Sorry For The Confusion, Ma&#8217;am, But It&#8217;s Not Called &#8220;American Idol Airlines!&#8221; by joseasanoj</title>
		<link>http://nottheworstnews.com/2013/05/14/sorry-for-the-confusion-maam-but-its-not-called-american-idol-airlines/comment-page-1/#comment-5892</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[joseasanoj]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 10:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good Post..
Sanoj Jose (Author, My Day Out With An Angel)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good Post..<br />
Sanoj Jose (Author, My Day Out With An Angel)</p>
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