Category Archives: Amusement Parks
Buffalo Man Buys French Fries With Counterfeit $50 Bill, Eats More Counterfeit Bills When Police Arrive, According To Report
Today’s scoop comes via email from funny blogger, ListOfX, just in time for NFL game day!
Yahoo reports that a man from Buffalo, New York, allegedly bought french fries at Darien Lake Theme Park with a fake $50. When police arrived, he allegedly tried to eat more fake $50s to get rid of the evidence.
3 Things That Could Make This Situation More Ironic In New York State
1. He could have tried to pay for the french fries with fake Buffalo Bills. As the real Buffalo Bills have not had a winning season since 2004, we doubt anyone would exchange delicious amusement park french fries for a fake team.
2. He could have tried to pay for the french fries with real Buffalo Wild Wings, or real, original wings from Buffalo’s Anchor Bar. Wings for fries? That’s a terrible deal! Especially if you’re a vegan!
3. The man could have been given fake french fries at a fast food restaurant at Coney Island, where as part of New York City, the vendor has to post the real calorie count of the french fries on the menu! The man should have known that the fries were fake with a menu promising 50 calories per “whatever-the-size-below-super-size-is-called” serving, and a main ingredient of “fake fifty dollar bills!”
Have you spent this Friday the 13th wishing that you could spend an entire night being chased by fake zombies in a zombie-themed amusement park, complete with warehouses, and run-down buildings? We did say the entire night, meaning you don’t get to go to sleep on this adventure. But you do get to pay money to do this. Did we mention this proposed amusement park would be in Detroit?
Time Magazine reported yesterday that certain baby soaps and shampoos lead to positive test results for marijuana in newborns. Products included shampoo manufactured by Johnson & Johnson, which despite the tests, do not contain marijuana. So please don’t try to smoke Johnson & Johnson “No More Tears” Shampoo, Ozzy Osbourne, even if you did have a mega-hit with a song by that name!