During last night’s election coverage, Donald Trump tweeted some angry stuff, some of which was reportedly subsequently deleted.

One tweet stated: “our nation is a once great nation divided.”

Three More Pointless Rhetorical Comments A Blowhard Could Tweet

1. “Our nation is divided between people who voted for one candidate, and people who voted for the opposing candidate… again! And totally unlike a dictatorship where everyone votes for one candidate.”

2. “Our nation is divided into 50 states?! I’m a real estate developer – why did nobody inform me about this ‘Louisiana Purchase’!”

3. “Our great nation is divided into 6 million people who care whether Stephen Baldwin bests LaToya Jackson in this season’s Celebrity Apprentice, and 300 million who couldn’t care less.”

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