Daily Archives: July 9, 2012

Doctor Tells 65-Year-Old Swedish Man “You’re Pregnant!” Here’s What We’d Tell The Doctor!

According to the Local, aka “Sweden’s News In English,” a doctor told a 65-year-old Swedish man he was pregnant. When we see headlines like these in the Local, we often wonder if someone is mis-translating Swedish news into English. According to the Local, the man said:

“The doctor joked I was pregnant, and then told me I’d have to do another test!” he said with a laugh.

If it was us, we would have laughed too, and said “Doctor, you should have to do another test in medical school! You know the one that explains the difference between men, and women, and menopause, and bad Arnold Schwarzenegger movies called Junior. That test.”

Fortunately, the first test sample gave a wrong result because it came into contact with some contaminated bacteria, so there’s hopefully nothing to worry about if you’re expecting your medical results to not be inadvertently mixed with contaminated bacteria. Unless you have medical tests done at your favorite teen-managed fast food restaurant. But if it you are a 65-year-old man who is diagnosed as pregnant, remember it could be worse, here are:

3 Worse Diagnoses A Licensed Medical Doctor In Sweden Could Give A Patient Read the rest of this entry

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